if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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