This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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