omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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