A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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