Nicole vs. Life
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
