Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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