I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
