Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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