So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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