I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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