just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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