I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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