dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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