I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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