You work out of a Hotel?
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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