it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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