Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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