if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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