I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
