ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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