Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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