you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Can I color on your dick again?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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