When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
