He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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