Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize