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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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He better not be in your backpack
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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