People in love make me want to vomit
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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