Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We need to rekindle our bromance
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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