Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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