Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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