i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wish i was in the wii world.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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