So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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