Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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