Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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