can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
did i walk over a car last night?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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