i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
