i used baking grease as lip gloss
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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