I want to stick my p in your. b.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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