is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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