My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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