Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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