That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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