fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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