hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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