He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
that's an acceptable place to lick
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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