Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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