Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My vagina is very pro this idea
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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