Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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