It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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