You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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