Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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