We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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