Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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