you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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