just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
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my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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