Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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