im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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