Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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