I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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